Dakota Johnson Fifty Shades Darker Braless Hottie

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bill-swift - February 3, 2017

I will not be seeing Fifty Shades Darker. Somehow I missed Fifty Shades of Grey. Strike that, I will not be seeing the non-nude scenes from the movie. I can't help but feel despite all the lovely lasses getting topless and such that the film is not intended for me and my demographic.

That being said, Dakota Johnson deserves one helluva shoutout. Don and Melanie's girl not only took on this rather seductive and naked ingenue role, but this young woman who may be quite modest in her personal life, dresses the part for the premiere, including this little braless baring the boobtastic number for the second installment of Fifty Shades movie premiere. I'm almost tempted to see the movie. But I shall not. Rather I will stare into Dakota's dress and dream of the film I would make. Fifty Shades of Bill. It involves my La-Z-Boy recliner, caramel corn, and Dakota Johnson not being able to say no for sixty minutes. And, go! Enjoy.

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