Daisy Lowe Protesting In Sexy Red Jumpsuit

 I am having a vast array of emotions right now, many of which are conflicting. I was trained early on to stay away from any woman that was on the rag. Anytime I had an urge that I could not overcome, my father would spray me with a water gun. He was unemployed so it was not much of an inconvenience for him to follow me around all the time, but I did not appreciate being treated like a pet being house trained. It did work though. Now whenever Aunt Flow comes to visit a woman that is in close proximity to me I have the overwhelming urge to flee.

That, in part, is why I find myself in this curious predicament. Daisy Lowe, despite draping herself in the colors of the House of Menstruation, is still as alluring to me as she is when dressed in any other color. If I did not happen to be an ocean away I might even be tempted to join in their protest. Hopefully that would not be considered terrorism or insurrection, I am not sure what the rules are for foreign nationals in a protest.  

Photo Credit: Backgrid USA