Lex Jurgen - August 10, 2016
Playboy Playmate credentials don't do what they used to. You're a naked lady without a country.
Playboy's now running clickbait on Top 9 World's Greatest Facial Hair Fails. This must be how the hot rising SS guards felt when Hitler folded his tent. Man, you're future looked so fucking bright back in '41. Dating Rod Stewart's lounge-about son, flashing your snatch in public, and rubbing your lady ass on bikes. Find grace in the knowledge that the less fuckable version of you is homeless.
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