Lex Jurgen - January 13, 2016
There comes a time in the lifecycle of every fake consumer products company when its time to start paying girls with tattoos to roll around naked with your merchandise. No, this wasn't authorized by Terry in Marketing. Fuck, Terry, what does she know about a good time? Yeah, there was that drunken office party where we found out she wasn't a man. I still remember the smell.
One of these girls was in Playboy. One of these girls' dad used to beat off to Swank. That's why they look so naturally comfortable pouring water on each other's tits. There's a pretty severe drought going on, ladies. Let's try to keep that water just to the tits.
Photo Credit: FameFlynet
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