aldo-vallon - November 24, 2017
All this talk of dinosaurs has me thinking about another bone I would like to bury, and it ain't from the Jurassic period.
Seeing these remnants of the Kong: Skull Island movie makes me worried for the little lady's wellbeing. If those Hollywood big shots were so careless as to leave the dinosaur props scattered about, I cringe to think about what they did with Kong, himself. I doubt they took him to the proper animal sanctuary so that he could live out his days in relative safety, banging other giant gorillas. He is probably still roaming the Hawaiian countryside at will, and that could mean big trouble for any women he comes across.
We already know of Kong's affinity for blondes. I think it is safe to assume that there is some crossover into brunettes as well. I can only hope that there is some armed security just off camera in these pictures in order to assure the safety of their most prized asset. It isn't like we would be publishing pics of just the dinosaur props, after all. We know everybody is looking for the long legs in the revealing dress.
Photo Credit: RC / Backgrid USA