Cuban “Kim Kardashian” Into Committing Crime

It should be a crime to model your entire aesthetic and attitude to emulate Kim Kardashian. That didn't stop Katherine Ferreiro from calling herself the Cuban Kim and committing real crimes. Katherine was booked with a blood alcohol level that could make a Mississippi moonshiner jealous. If she blew the cop instead of into the breathalyzer there's a good chance she would have spent the night sobering up at home instead of county corrections. But that night she did fight for her right to party. She was arrested after leaving E11EVEN night club in Miami and blowing through a stop sign and making police chase her.

Katherine Ferreiro, who shares backside-bearing photos of herself to her 5.3 million followers on Instagram, was booked after a Breathalyzer test revealed her blood-alcohol level was .198 — more than twice the legal limit to drive - Miami Herald

“People follow me because they like me and that’s it,” she told the newspaper. “I don’t understand why this is news.”

The debate on whether or not she's the next Kim is up to you. She's got all the right attributes. A cartoonish figure coupled with a vapid personality. Over 5 million followers on Instagram. She's just missing rich friends and the right penis attached to the right person to make her career blow after she blows them. She also claims that none of her body is surgically altered. So she's already a pro at the lying to the public part of being a pseudo-celebrity. If Professor X could just add victim complex into the pot this would be the perfect powerpuff girl. She's already super bubbly where it counts. 

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