Crystal Pepsi Is Back

I loved the 90's. I think we as a civilization were better off. The music was better, the economy was better, the movies were better. I was also young and full of life before life smashed me down and filled me with despair. But now I can fill that hole inside my heart with an artifact from this glorious era with the return of Crystal Pepsi. Do you remember this? It was like Pepsi, except clear, and somewhat fruit flavored. Or maybe that's just how I remember it. They had a famous commercial using Van Halen's "Right Now" with images of the clear soda. Pepsi is bringing it back and it's a pretty smart move. Millennials love things that are nostalgic, even if it's for stuff they were too young to remember.

As if that's not enough, there is also a game on their website they are launching called The Crystal Pepsi Trail that's like the old Oregon Trail video game except, you know, about Crystal Pepsi. I wonder if you still die of dysentery?