Crysis 3 Looks Good for Many Many Reasons and Here Are Two Now (VIDEO)

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bill-swift - February 23, 2013

Ashley Logan is a semi-retired Pussycat Doll with a body that's somehow hot enough to be covered in body paint, yet she's still modest enough to allow part of that paint to land on the bra and panties she's wearing. Crysis 3 is a splendid looking shooter from EA set in a dark vision of New York City where the Big Apple is covered by a dome and dangerous. What do these two things have to do with each other; this Ashley and Crysis 3?

Skintight nanosuits.

Crysis 3's combat system is built around nanosuit technology offering players all sorts of additional abilities like cloaking. Nanosuits are believed to be (when they eventually become commonplace and not just CIA-Area 51 myths) skintight so they can replicate and enhance what the human body already does with muscles and skin cells. Ashley Logan has a slim runway-model physique and skintight clothing tends to look delicious and healthy on a nectarine. That's what they have to do with each other.

Now if you can tell me why the hell she didn't go fully nude for this airbrush job like a good glamor model would, I'll tell you all I know about Crysis 3. This kind of implied nudity --the kind betrayed by lumpy bumpy undergarments-- is downright insulting. If you want to show skin, then show some mothereffin' skin and don't hold back. Lucy Pinder knows what we're talking about and she won't let us down. Watch this clip for Crysis 3 and forget everything you know about Ashley Logan.

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