Courtney Stodden’s Ridiculous Poolside Curves In Mismatched Bikini

I just can’t look away from a very attractive Courtney Stodden cooling off in a pool. She’s more mesmerizing than Medusa. I’d stare until I turned into stone. I’d need a designated watcher to watch me watch her. Just so they can occasionally tap me on the shoulder to remind me to eat. Because I’d definitely forget what time is supper time when looking at Courtney is an all day feast for the eyes. Maybe if I’m lucky she’ll allow me to join her. I have a set of his and her arm floaties for safety, a pool noodle for playtime, and enough towels to double dip in the pool again after we dry off if we wanted to. I guess you can say I’m prepared.

But what I may not be prepared for is the kind of love that comes from a woman as hot as Courtney. She makes me so weak in the knees that I may need a wheelchair if I plan on walking next to her. Just being around her in the summer would be the best day ever. Outside, soaking up sun and Stodden. I couldn’t wish for a better day if I had a personal magic genie.