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elliot-wolf - December 11, 2018

Courtney Stodden in a hot red dress is giving me red hot Jessica Rabbit vibes. And I am enjoying every minute of the experience. It almost makes me wish I could transform into a talking cartoon rabbit just to get her attention. But since that is impossible, I will ponder on another scheme that will result in her paying attention to me. I‘m just hoping that I would be able to ask her for tips on getting attention. She sure seems to know the secret because she has all of mine. I just can’t see myself squeezing into a dress so I’ll have to think of something else.

Stodden couldn’t be more stunning if she wanted to be. She’s obviously aware that red is for royalty and she’s about as royal as they come. It would be my honor to do her bidding and call her queen. Every wish would be my command. I’d loyally protect her from paparazzi attacks as well because a woman like her should take pictures when she wants. And when other people take them without asking, Courtney should be paid appropriately for them. Perfection isn't cheap.

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