Courtney Stodden Yanks Her Bike Chain as the Lolita Self-Publicity Tour Rolls Along

There's a feeling I get when I look to the west, and these days it's often a feeling of confusion at the latest beach photoshoots from teen wannabe drama queen Courtney Stodden. The fact that she got married and lost her virginity at 16 to her stand-in grandpa is actually now the most normal thing about her.

In her most recent incarnation of underaged teen sex on the beach, Courtney fixes her bike, roams the beach, and plays volleyball like a true future porn star champ, all in a cleavage revealing top and butt baring bottom. If you want to look, I give you absolution from any and all venal sin stuff. I can actually do that. If you don't want to look because of Courtney's 17 going on 45 years of age, I can respect that too. Except for missing that butt shot, that one you really should see. Enjoy.