Courtney Stodden Bikini Pictures for Big Busty Seafaring Showoff Time

I'll say this for Courtney Stodden. She is trying. If you don't think that Pacific Ocean isn't freezing cold in December, why then you've never accidentally fallen into it during the winter months after one too many shots like somebody I know who looks just like me. It's effin' frigid. But not so Courtney Stodden who braved the chilly H2O to put on a red bikini busty body show to remind everyone that while she wasn't super relevant while married, now she's not super relevant and single. I think that's a plus-one in her column, but I'm still calculating.

You guys send me lots of emails about Courtney, leaning toward the negative. But I also know that while some of your ill feelings are certainly personally justified, you'd be cranking your head at the beach when Courtney walked by, out of pure human reflex. Heck, I've based several of my more serious relationships on less. Enjoy.