bill-swift - May 5, 2011
She pushed your big fat head through that dainty little thingee of hers and you've done and forgot that this Sunday is the one day a year you're supposed to honor the woman who gave you life, didn't you?
Oh, sure, there are those who will tell you that these silly Hallmark holidays are really just a way for people who don't treat people as nicely as they should throughout the year to make up for their transgressions, and, guess what? They're right. You haven't called as often as you should, told your mom how much you love her for changing your dirty diapers through to the time she bailed you out of jail on those lewd and lascivious charges. Do not forget your mama this Sunday!
Let's make this easy for you, send flowers. Order them now and you still have time to make it look like you didn't forget til the last minute. TIP: have them delivered on Saturday, because it's (a) cheaper, and (b) you're first and when you call on early Sunday morning, they've already arrived. Trust me.
And, if you want to go big for mom this year, we talked our friends at Sumo Lounge who outfit our offices with their sweet and luxurious modern bean bag chairs into giving our readers a few shekels off orders for Mother's Day (and through the month of May. (Enter coupon code: "Egosumomay11" at checkout).
Be good to your mothers!
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