Could Whoever Is Getting This Woman Pregnant Please Just Stop?

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bill-swift - March 24, 2012

Seriously, dude, you know who you are. We don't need to sink to naming names. And I'm sure you're a horny bastard like the rest of us. But you've really got to stop climbing on the old lady for a few months between her pushing out pups through her fetal funnel.

Yep, just five months after birthing out baby number three, Tori Spelling is with child once more. On her website, she claims it's the work of angels. But we know better. It's the work of your old man who just can't stop laying his pipe into your cavernous muckets.

Somebody's got to put up the roadblock on this unbridled sperminator before it's too late.

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