brian-mcgee - December 26, 2018
Corrine Olympios has proven time and time again that she's not the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead.
Sorry, sorry about that, I don't know what came over me. Anyways, Corrine Olympios may not have much going on upstairs, but she's got a lot going on downstairs, namely her Olympic-worth bikini booty! Corrine was showing off in a bikini over the Christmas break, and I couldn't be happier that the photogs were there to preserve it for future generations.
One day, future generations will see these pictures and not know or understand that Corrine Olympios is a world class dolt. They'll simply see these pictures and marvel at how good she looks in a bikini. Then, perhaps, they will try to recreate her using advanced gene technology or something.
Word of advice to any future generations considering such an undertaking: Replace her brain with a more functional one. It's clear that if you could combine her body with the brain of a smart person, you might actually be on your way to making this a better hypothetical future society. Congratulations one and all, you did it!
Photo Credit: Backgrid USA