chris-littlechild - May 2, 2016
As we know by now, Conan’s got the world of super-current, cool and contemporary video games down pat. Whether it’s Far Cry: Primal, Fallout 4, The Witcher 3, Grand Theft Auto V or whatever else, the host specializes in these hot new AAA titles. More specifically, in sucking ass at them.
The latest episode of Clueless Gamer is a lil’ different, though. Rather than hawking said spangly new game, Conan’s in it to promote a movie, Neighbors 2. To that end, he’s getting his Mario Kart 8 on –a typical frat house game, apparently—with the movie’s Zac Effron and Seth Rogen.
From within the film’s frat house set itself, the trio play with typically dumbass college guy rules. Most importantly, ‘draw shit on each other’s faces, like dicks.’
We’re raising the effing bar with this one, gents. Back in Aztec times, the defeated team in a ball game would become human sacrifices, which once seemed a little on the harsh side. But a big ol’ scrote being sharpied on the loser’s face? That’s cruel.
Conan leaves his movie star rivals in his dust in the first race. I almost thought he’d found a game he could handle for a minute there. But it was just a fluke, and there are soon poorly-drawn wangs all over the poor guy. If that sounds like something you want to see, check it out right here: