Conan O’Brien Gets His ‘Halo 5’ On

Halo 5: Guardians is kind of a big deal round these parts. Xbox One owners now have a fancy-ass exclusive, and probably the one they brought the damn console for almost two years ago at that. As such, a lot of you are no doubt scrote-deep in covenant/enemy player blood at this very moment. Damn rightly so.

To help the game's hype train along, Microsoft arranged all kinds of Master Chief-flavored publicity stunts. From the auction for that pimped out Spartan helmet (man, that thing was ugly) to Gronk hawking the game dressed as the Chief himself, we've seen all manner of whacked out PRtastic.

In the midst of it all, you might have missed the most important Halo 5 coverage of all. It happened a couple months back, after all. Whatever the game, it's the only question that really matters: What does Conan O'Brien think?

Conan's piss-takey Clueless Gamer reviews have covered Grand Theft Auto V, Mortal Kombat X, Watch Dogs and other recent big names in gaming. For Guardians, the whole thing took a different turn, as his Team Coco took on Team Silicon Valley (T.J Miller, Zach Woods and Thomas Middleditch from the HBO show) in a series of Slayer matches.

Which, natch, went freaking horribly for the host. On Conan's team, only Aaron Bleyaert –Clueless Gamer regular—knew what the hell he was doing. Which led to… well, this: