chris-littlechild - July 3, 2015
And if that's not a title to pique your interest, you should just consider yourself un-piquable.
As we all know damn well, Conan has conquered the world of contemporary video games. In Grand Theft Auto V, he tried to blow up a strip club in a chopper after the bouncer kicked his ass. In The Witcher III: Wild Hunt, a severe case of blue balls and a growling penis saw him trying to seduce a water hag. All of the big AAA releases have been thoroughly Conan-ed. He came, he saw, he sucked horribly.
But how would he fare with something a little more vintage? A medley of Atari 2600 craptacular, for instance? Once our host was done mistaking the console for a George Foreman grill and the joystick controller for the defibrillator they used on Elvis, we were good to go for the Clueless Gamer: Throwback Edition.
After being spoilt by the next-gen finery of Watch Dogs and such, the poor bastard was not prepared for the primitive likes of Golf, Missile Command and Combat. Though he did enjoy Space Invaders. Far too much. For sexual tanks, America on its knees and the horrors of E.T The Extra-Terrestrial, check out the episode below.
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