bill-swift - June 7, 2011
Say what you will about a love affair between a former gangsta' rapper and a bubble-butted-bleached-blonde, but these two have been going strong for a decade now, despite what seems like a real star-crossed kind of thing going on. Ice-T and our queen badonkadonk friend Coco renewed their wedding vows this past weekend, which I think may make this their actual first official vows as Coco once told me that her first vows came in bed after a multi-day, non-stop run of rap-style boot knocking that had the two deciding on the spot that they'd be together forever. Guys, back me up here, but if you're making lifelong commitments to a girl after a round in the sack, that's some powerful mojo type animal sex going on right there. Still, it's lasted far longer than most celebrity marriages, by some infinity factor or something, and the two still seem very much in the groove. It's a beautiful thing, especially when you get silicone-valley friends Kea Ho and and Tila Tequila to don some skimpy bridesmaids thingees to witness your vow renewal.
Congratulations to Coco and Ice-T.
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