chris-littlechild - November 14, 2015
Conan is, as we know, the Almighty Chosen One of the gaming world. He's shot seven shades of shit out of… the sidewalk in Watch Dogs. He's saved America from the evils of milk cartons (terrorist milk cartons, natch) in Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare. He's even brought us the Mortal Kombat X Super Bowl grudge match betwixt Marshawn Lynch and Wayne ‘Mothereffin' Gronk' Gronkowski.
Remember his war with the Grand Theft Auto V strip club bouncer? When he returned in a freshly-stolen attack helicopter, swore furious missiletacular vengeance on the tiny man far below, before ploughing into an overhead wire and killing himself? I don't know about you, but a little pee came out.
Anywho, yes. Conan's Clueless Gamer episodes aren't so much reviews as they are ridiculous commercials. He tackles the biggest releases, dicks about and hams it up a little, and generally –in The Witcher 3's case—tries to get himself some dirty, dirty water hag sex.
With all of that said, there was no way he'd let one of the year's biggest releases go by. Hold on to your butts, it's Fallout 4 time.
Helped as always by his actually-has-some-effing-clue-what-he's-doing gamer buddy Aaron Bleyaert, Conan hits the post-apocalyptic world running. Or, jumping. Over a cliff, thus killing himself about three seconds into the game. Before the rest of us even thought it was possible to die.
Look how muscular my ass is!