Claudia Schiffer is Hot, Joseph Gordon-Levitt is Lucky

I don't know why we don't see more of Claudia Schiffer, since she's still really super hot. It's as if she thinks she doesn't have to work very hard because she's super rich, or something. Anyway, I'm not sure what made Claudia Schiffer decide to do a new fashion layout, or do it in her underwear, or do it with Joseph Gordon-Levitt, but either way I'm happy she did. Well except for the part about Joseph Gordon-Levitt. That should be me in that photoshoot getting to rub Claudia Schiffer's lingerie-clad thighs while she sits on my lap...