CJ Franco Winning The Cleavage Contest

Wow, CJ Franco’s resemblance to Jennifer Lopez is uncanny in that shot with the bathrobe and the bottle of wine that I am too poor to appreciate. And yet in all the other shots I would have never been close to mistaking one for the other. It is amazing how taking a picture under just the right conditions can drastically change what you look like.

I always knew that using a flattering angle while taking a picture can make it look like you have lost twenty pounds, so that does not surprise me. I simply never thought it could be applied to the face as well. I wonder what celebrity I could make myself look like if I took advantage of these tactics? Maybe Keanu Reeves, or Owen Wilson, or Samuel L. Jackson. Yeah, I bet I could get one of those to work. Any one of them would greatly help my chances on a dating app. All I would need is a passing resemblance for women to mistake me for him, and then I am in. We are as good as married at that point under some countries marriage laws.

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