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Christina Milian Poses on a Lifeguard Stand

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aldo-vallon - August 23, 2017

 With Christina Milian on the lifeguard stand I would wager there is going to be a sudden spike in the number of people being caught in the riptide. She is like the real life Wendy Peffercorn and we would all turn into Squints. The chance to lock lips with her is worth the risk of swallowing a little bit of sea water. The gamble is not just with your life, however. Think about it, Christina is only going to be able to rescue so many of us herself. What do you think is going to happen then? The other lifeguards are going to get involved and a lot of those lifeguards are men. Think about how many male lifeguards you have seen in your life, probably the majority, right? So you have to ask yourself if the chance to swap spit with an unsuspecting Milian is worth it? How much does she mean to you? Because if you are not willing to to risk life and limb and CPR from a dude, then you do not deserve her. So sit tight on the beach where it is safe and leave the drowning to the men. 

 

Photo Credit: Backgrid

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