Christina Milian Nipple Glue

There are a precious few occupations that require you cover your nipples in a thick gooey paste. One would be male kindergarten teacher and even then it's really just a personal preference. I can't think of the others. Christina Milian now has a reality show putting her in an exclusive club of just under 2,732 individuals making their living by faking real life drama for people who are definitely starting the gym tomorrow. What kind of example would Milian set by letting her nipples be seen in public? Not a good one. Glue that shit up. You want to make lots of easy money, not defile the universe.

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