Christina Aguilera is a drunk

Tina Yothers Christina Aguilera is not only fat and ugly these days, but she's also a lush who crashes parties and passes out drunk in strangers beds too. I'm honestly surprised there's not a part in this story where she pisses on herself.

Popping up uninvited at Jeremy Renner's 40th birthday bash on January 8, Aguilera, 30, got "wasted" then lay down in the star's bed, a source tells the new Us Weekly.
"Someone comes and tells me she's in my room," (Renner told friends). "I run up and open the door and I'm like, 'Um, hi. What are you doing?' She just starts slurring. Her boyfriend was rubbing her back. Who comes to someone's birthday party that they don't know and gets in their bed?! My parents were there!"
Adds another source, "Christina was a mess at that party. She acted like a fool. Her boyfriend was shushing her and telling her to go to sleep."

It's too bad that she's not hot anymore, because then the answer to the question, "Who comes to someone's birthday party that they don't know and gets in their bed", would have been, "That girl covered in my semen, that's who."