Christina Aguilera Brings Out the Big Guns for the Gay Walk of Fame

Now, nobody has made more lazy and empty gestures to advance the cause of gay rights than yours truly. In particular, I've been touting the specialness of lesbionic lust for years now; two hot women laying down nekkid on a bear skin rug pouring champagne over each other's heaving bosoms as they prepare for a night of sweaty Sapphic making of the sexy. This ought to be an absolute right if you ask me. And it ought be televised.

And, speaking of heaving bosoms and gay rights, not to mention about a four cocktails head start on the party, Christina Aguilera was awarded a star on the Gay Walk of Fame from The Abbey in West Hollywood, and, you could see her ever growing funbags swelling with pride, and, well, that made the evening all very worthwhile. I'm not exactly sure what's happening with Christina these days since the divorce and drunken public stupors and such, but, whatever is happening, I hope it continues to happen with revealing tops. You go, girl. Enjoy.