Christina Aguilera arrested for public intoxication

Matthew Rutler, the KFed to Christina Aguileras tubby and eventually crazy Britney, was arrested early this morning for driving under the influence, but in his defense he had to drive because Christina was even drunker.

People says...

The two were booked at a West Hollywood Sheriff's station at 2:45 a.m.
According to TMZ's report, a law enforcement source says that Aguilera, 30, who was booked on a misdemeanor charge, was "extremely intoxicated" and "unable to take care of herself."

I'm not a man who prays very often, but pplleeaassee let that mean that she pee'd on herself.