Chrissy Teigen Topless and Moist

Chrissy Teigen is one of those celebrities who gets a free pass for being famous for no good reason. If you consider being half Asian and having big tits no good reason. I could go either way on that. Even Kate Upton has a few crappy movies on her resume by now. Chrissy did have the good instinct to marry her famous boyfriend, one of the John Wooden pyramid building blocks of success. Beyond that, she likes to get loaded and naughty Tweet and let the ocean tide lap up her vagina. The more I think about her lack of accomplishment, the more I realize she might just be the perfect woman. Love is so confusing.

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