Chrissy Teigen Baring the Mother Jugs

Chrissy Teigen has some deal going down with online retailer Revolve, which means nothing to you unless you're looking to update your Spring wardrobe with cute tops and vibrant colors. I can't believe I even just wrote that. More to our mission here, Chrissy took her MILFtastic lady body out in a low cut dress to an event promoting her new clothing deal. Does she know anything about clothes herself? That's beside the point. And that point being, her amazing teats on evening mode display.

Chrissy has never been short of showing off for the love of attention. There's no shaming in demanding the eyeballs of the many when you're showing off the treats of the two. It's not like this isn't the best deal ever. Free peeps. It's sort of like how I imagine heaven to be.

Looks like Chrissy is in post baby mode and back to promotional sextastic pimping, the place where she belongs. Consider me happy. Fashion deals must go down to maintain the worldwide male wood count. It's the law of the land. Enjoy.

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