Chloe Meadows Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Extra Curvy Yellow Bikini

Goodness gracious, great balls of Meadows! Had I known that British reality television was playing host to such talent then I might have actually put forth the little effort required to watch it.

This being the first time that I have been introduced to Chloe’s existence I am both enamored as well as apprehensive. I do not want to get too carried away with my infatuation, imagining marrying her in some Icelandic getaway, only to inevitably be let down by her personality. I am hoping she is one of the protagonists of the show, but given the amount of hair the woman has she is more likely to be an antagonist. Those are the rules, unless the woman has one of those “Can I speak to your manager” type of cuts. If she does then she immediately becomes a James Bond level villain.

But who knows, maybe Britain does not subscribe to the State’s same rules for drama. Maybe the script gets flipped and it is the nerds with glasses that are the mean ones. The nerds constantly make fun of the hot people for being stupid. I think that could work.

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