Cherry Morgan in A Bikini

There's something that just feels wrong seeing a porn star in a bikini at the beach. It's like coming home to find your dog in pants. How the fuck do you intend to shit in that thing? Porn stars are mythical creatures that only exist in a Utopian world of seven minute ass to mouth segments. I don't want to see them buying soup at my store or in the vet waiting room with their pet snakes. Bad things happen when you mix worlds. You have three minutes for a guy with a camera and two muscular but chunky black dudes dressed as cops to arrive or I'm calling Toontown to have you erased.

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