Chelsea Heath Has Sextastic Intentions on Instagram

It's not easy breaking out in the world of social media and Internet model sensations. First, you must be hot. You must have a killer fine body. And you must develop a strong following. But how? Oh, tell me, Bill, how? Okay. It all stars with your Instagram account. Wherein you have total control over your skintastic exhibitions, at least up until the point Zuckerberg panics and pulls the nipple kill switch. He is a sensitive billionaire most certainly.

Chelsea Heath seems to have figured out the step one game pretty damn well. Her social media account is rife with alluring selfies sharing her gifts of the boobtastic and visual wonderments related therein. I can tell whether or not I'm going to like somebody within ten seconds of visiting their online accounts. I just sense that Chelsea and I could be good friends, stay up late night, make cocoa, share our dreams and secrets and do so entirely while nekkid embraced in each other's arms like two desperately cold arctic monkeys. That's true friendship. Enjoy.

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