Chelsea Heath Bikini Hotness Pimping That Designer Water

I can get enough bottled water. I can not get enough wicked hot young models in bikinis pimping said bottled water. Chelsea Heath is the latest pimp d'hour sextastic bikini model to take the 138 water challenge. That is, looking wicked hot along the beach in Malibu while pretending it's all about the water and not about her ridiculously hot bikini body. Maybe it's just me, but when I see a crazy good looking woman in a bikini, I pay little attention to what's in her hand. Unless it's a gun pointed at me asking me how I got past her Rotweilers and security guards and into her bedroom. Then I do notice.

Chelsea Heath, I know this kind of shoot is a big break for you and I applaud your efforts and all the beautiful parts of you that are also efforting to be noticed. Brains alone get us nowhere in life. I'm speaking hypothetically, I don't really know what that's like. But I do know I'm in lust with Chelsea and her bikini booty. Oh, man, pour some out for my gonad homies. Enjoy.