Chelsea Handler had an abortion at 16

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editor - May 25, 2011

I'm still not sure if I like Chelsea Handler, because if she's friends with Jennifer Aniston how cool could she really be, but her interview in the New York Times is certainly helping.

Not only does she condemn bullshit like the "teen mom" craze, but she says she had an abortion when she was 16, and then punctuates that by saying it was the right thing to do.

"People are too P.C.," she said. "We need to be focusing on other things. We're seeking out such grossness in human behavior and want such mindless entertainment. ‘The Real Housewives of Atlanta' and some of these other shows are more racist. Or ‘16 and Pregnant.' Getting rewarded for being pregnant when you're a teenager? Are you serious? I mean, that makes me want to kill somebody."
She continued: "I had an abortion when I was 16. Because that's what I should have done. Otherwise I would now have a 20-year-old kid. Anyway, those are things that people shouldn't be dishonest about it."

I literally agree with every single thing she just said. 16-year-olds who get abortions are heroes. Wanting to have a baby at 16 is proof you're too dumb to have a baby. All these shows are just different ways to select the dumbest cunts in the country and then film them. Culturally, it's one step above a show where retards race stroke victims in supercross.

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