Check Out Maia Cotton In A Print Bikini

 I would volunteer to pick cotton all day if it meant I would get to lay my hands on Maia's body. I do not know what that would entail exactly, maybe picking her bikini out of her ass crack when it starts riding up too high, perhaps it means plucking her out of a rip tide. I don't know, but I will do it gladly for no more than minimum wage and a decent dental plan. Everyone is up in arms over medical insurance, but it is dental that is the silent killer. Without it we will all end up looking like Austin Powers after taking a face plant on asphalt. 

To be honest, the Austin Powers mouth might even be worth the Maia Cotton-picking occupation. If nothing else it will provide me with a great resume filler. As long as the interviewer is a man I think I will be a shoo-in. What man would not want to work with a guy who was within smelling distance of Maia Cotton? Think of the stories such a man would have! Right now the best story I have is about the time I crossed paths with a member of One Direction. I don't even know which one it was!

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