aldo-vallon - August 15, 2018
Lana Del Babe has got that summertime radness going on right now. Living it up in her all white outfit, soaking up the sun, and enjoying somebody’s boat. I do not know if it is hers or not, but it doesn’t really matter. Actually, it is even better for her if it is not hers, because then she is not on the hook for the bill. Not that she cannot afford it, but saving money is saving money. I don’t care who you are, that always feels good.
If there was one piece of advice that I could give to my younger self, it would be make friends with a boat owner instead of being an antisocial piece of crap. My standard of living would have skyrocketed overnight.
Women flock to boats just like they do to a bar that is giving out free shots. It does not matter what liquor it is, the same way it does not matter how nice the boat is, because it is going to give them an excuse to act crazy regardless. And when you are the friend of the owner of the boat, you could be the guy they get crazy on.
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