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I understand the need for security. I get it. But being followed around by security while at a music festival really has to kill the mood.

Although, when the bodyguards are there with the sole purpose of protecting you it probably has a different feel. It is not like when I was a young punk and would get followed around by security at the mall. They definitely did not have my best interests in mind. And they were right not to. As soon as their backs were turned my friend was stuffing ACDC t-shirts up his own shirt. I always thought that was an odd choice for him since he clearly couldn’t claim to be pregnant.

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It must be a pretty good feeling to have paid guards around you sometimes. Knowing they are there to protect you, but are also supposed to turn a blind eye to anything you do wrong must be a hell of a power trip. That must be why so many politicians get a god complex. I can only imagine what I would be with that kind of power.

Well, mostly I would just be the same couch potato with more peace of mind. But if I had an ounce of ambition, whoa baby, look out.

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