editor - January 25, 2011
One time a friend came up and said he was changing his name to Bo and we should all call him Bo now. Needless to say we told him to fuck off and that was the end of that.
In a related story, Chastity Bono has a new documentary about her sex change surgery, which has allowed her to go from a fat girl with a terrible haircut to a fat girl with a terrible haircut in the mens room. E! says...
Chaz Bono may have been born a girl, but he always felt he was a boy.
"I've hated my body since puberty," he says in Becoming Chaz, a documentary about his female-to-male transition.
In fact, Bono reveals that as a little girl he would go to sleep at night "praying [he'd] wake up as a boy."
Wow. A teenager unhappy with the way they look. OK, I take it all back, clearly this case is one in a million.
He talks openly about his recovery from substance abuse, his sex life and his relationship with longtime girlfriend Jenny Elia. Oh, and wait till you see the couple's hairless cats.
Ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod, please be talking about actual cats.
Bono also says he'd love to have a body like actor...Michael Chiklis! "I'm never going to be a little guy," he says.
Obviously this girl has a profound mental illness; chopping off your penis and saying you're a woman is like chopping off your legs and saying you're a plant. No, you're not. You're a crazy person. If people really wanted to help they'd get her therapy, not cuff links, but, whatever. It's her life, not mine. National Signing Day is two weeks away and LSU needs a linebacker, I have real problems to worry about, I don't have time for her nonsense.
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