Charlize Theron’s Looks Literally Kill in ‘Atomic Blonde’ Trailer

You know what I love? Truth in advertising. Take Atomic Blonde, for example. Just saying those two words literally conjures up images in your mind of Charlize Theron. Weird, right? Not since Snakes on a Plane have I been able to figure out a film's entire premise just from its title. 

There are a lot of film geeks paying close attention to this flick because it's the first post-John Wick and pre-Deadpool 2 directorial job for David Leitch, so there's a lot riding on it. Thankfully he stacked the deck with two incredibly hot women: Charlize Theron and Sofia Boutella—the chick with sword legs in Kingsman—and then gave them a smoking hot lesbian scene. It's as if this guy's got a direct line into my brain and knows exactly what I want to see when I go to the movies.

I'm sure the action will be top notch in this one, which is almost like the icing on my Charlize-themed cake. That cake features me and Charlize astride a unicorn that's flying us away from an atomic explosion. While I'm disappointed that the film will never live up to my awesome cake, I'm excited to see them try!

If you just can't wait until July, head over to Mr. Skin, where he's already got some of Atomic Blonde's great nude scenes on display!