TV & FILM
brian-mcgee - April 12, 2017
You know what I love? Truth in advertising. Take Atomic Blonde, for example. Just saying those two words literally conjures up images in your mind of Charlize Theron. Weird, right? Not since Snakes on a Plane have I been able to figure out a film's entire premise just from its title.
There are a lot of film geeks paying close attention to this flick because it's the first post-John Wick and pre-Deadpool 2 directorial job for David Leitch, so there's a lot riding on it. Thankfully he stacked the deck with two incredibly hot women: Charlize Theron and Sofia Boutella—the chick with sword legs in Kingsman—and then gave them a smoking hot lesbian scene. It's as if this guy's got a direct line into my brain and knows exactly what I want to see when I go to the movies.
I'm sure the action will be top notch in this one, which is almost like the icing on my Charlize-themed cake. That cake features me and Charlize astride a unicorn that's flying us away from an atomic explosion. While I'm disappointed that the film will never live up to my awesome cake, I'm excited to see them try!
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