Charlize Theron She-Dazzles the Big Apple While Pimping Out ‘Young Adult’

Charlize Theron has come out of her hiding place for super public appearance hotness in promotion of her film, Young Adult, which opens today (and we will be seeing). Last night, the sexy Sudafricana strolled the streets of New York City both outside of The David Letterman Show, and also hitting the red carpet for the film premiere, and... dayum, just dayum, did she looks might fine.

Someday, perhaps in poetic format, maybe one of those airplane flown banners, or just with the slow letting of my blood on her doorstep as police arrive, I'm going to be able to express to Charlize just want she means to me. For now, we'll settle on some old-fashioned ogling. Enjoy.