Charlize Theron’s Bikini is not a Substitute for a Career

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bill-swift - August 7, 2007

While most celebrities take their bikinis to the beach, Charlize Theron took her bikini to the rain forests of Belize. So, that's different. The thing I want to know about Charlize Theron, though, is whether ornot she plans on actually having, you know, a career. Sure, Charlize Theron bikini pictures are fun to look at, but she ain't getting paid.

In fact, the last two times we've even seen Charlize, it's been in bikini picutres, and I think we even discussed the same thing. Read: Charlize Theron Bikini Pictures, Because She Isn't Doing Anything Else, and Charlize Theron: More Bikini, Less Acting. See? She's not doing much. Come to think of it, though, with movies like Aeon Flux, maybe it's better she sticks to the bikinis.

Update: Looks like my laziness caught up with me, and Egotastic! reader, Larry, decided to point it out. I'm in a particularly pleasant mood, and feeling equitable, so I'll actually post what he wrote, and accept when I have been duely served.

Charlize Theron... not doing anything?

From IMDB:

- Jinx (2009) (announced) (in talks)

- The Brazilian Job (2009) (announced) .... Stella Bridger

- The Ice at the Bottom of the World (2008) (pre-production)

- Hancock (2008) (filming)

- Battle in Seattle (2007) (post-production) .... Ella

- Sleepwalking (2007) (post-production) .... Joleen

- In the Valley of Elah (2007) (completed) .... Det. Emily Sanders

More Charlize Theron bikini pictures, including her pudgy boyfriend, after the jump.

Photo credit: Bauer-Griffin

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