Charlie Sheen just shut down Two and a Half Men

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editor - February 25, 2011

The good thing about cocaine is that it gives you lots of energy. The bad thing is that it's energy to do stuff like this.

"I violently hate Chaim Levine (Chuck Lorre).  He's a stupid, stupid little man and a p**sy punk that I'd never want to be like. That's me being polite."

That's Charlie Sheen this afternoon, still talking about Chuck Lorre, his boss, the man who created Two and a Half Men, the show that, while completely fucking horrible, is also the number 1 comedy on television and pays Sheen 2 million dollars a week.

Oh and he's not done yet.

"All these guys told me to 'clean it up.'  Well this is me cleaning it the f**k up."
"All I want is to bring my family together, and I have to deal with all this B.S. politics." 
"That piece of s**t [Lorre] took money out of my pocket, my family's pocket, and, most importantly, my second family -- my crew's pocket."
"You can tell him [Lorre] one thing.  I own him."

Still not done, he wrote this letter...

What does this say about Haim Levine [Chuck Lorre] after he tried to use his words to judge and attempt to degrade me. I gracefully ignored this folly for 177 shows ... I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can't handle my power and can't handle the truth. I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words -- imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists. I urge all my beautiful and loyal fans who embraced this show for almost a decade to walk with me side-by-side as we march up the steps of justice to right this unconscionable wrong.
Remember these are my people ... not yours...we will continue on together...

"...march up the steps of justice to right this unconscionable wrong." Holy shit, are we still talking about Two and a Half Men?

And yet, he's still insisting that he's not on drugs, and Monday he claims he will take a drug test, in front of cameras, to prove it.

Charlie Sheen has accepted a challenge from Radar and has sensationally agreed to undergo a drug test on Monday to prove he is clean and sober.
"These assholes claim they know this and we are going to prove them wrong. That's how confident I am."
Sheen agreed that the test will take place on Monday at his Mulholland Estate mansion.

This will seem presumptuous, but, despite his denials, CBS thinks Sheen might actually be on drugs, and has now shut down Two and a Half Men for the remaining four episodes.

"Based on the totality of Charlie Sheen's statements, conduct and condition, CBS and Warner Bros TV have decided to discontinue production of Two and a Half Men for the remainder of the season,"

I'm actually scared for the two girls with him in the Bahamas. Sheen is so high at this point, if he declared himself Pharoah and then decided they should be his queens on a journey to the afterlife, it would be the sanest thing he's done all day.

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