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Charlie Sheen is single

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editor - June 27, 2011

Good news if you're an average looking young girl who can endure the pathetic rambling of a brain damaged drug addict and lick his old grey balls in exchange for publicity, because Charlie Sheen is 100 percent single again.

Charlie Sheen's remaining goddess, Natalie Kenly, moved out of Sheen's pad last week. But the model didn't get to keep her fifteen minutes of fame and her sweet ride ... (he) demanded that Kenly return the Mercedes he purchased for her.
But still referring to himself in the third person, Sheen was cavalier about the split telling sources, it's "not a common thing for the Masheen."

Ah, yes. Good one, Charlie. The "Masheen". I get it. Because you're a machine. That's why things are going so well. That's why you're broke and alone and the movie roles and huge paydays you kept saying were gonna happen never did and girls with self-respect are disgusted by you.

But if there's a girl who doesn't have any dignity, by all means, step right up. Oh, and when you're vagina turns black after having sex with him, don't worry. "Normal" might not be the right word but it happens to all the girls.

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