Charlie Riina in A Bikini

If you're looking for a measuring stick to assess which inflated bikini model to take as your wife, consider the woman who pours water on her tits on the coldest day in Los Angeles and still maintains a smile.

That ocean water is freezing. Pouring that unecessarily pricy distilled water on your implants is certain to lead to pneumonia. This is where you separate the girls looking for a daddy to pay the rent with those willing to deflate a lung to be independent. It's never a bad idea to judge a person based on what they're doing in the morning hours. Everyone looks amazing out on the town. I hope that cheetah thong is faux.

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