Chantelle Houghton Bikini Pictures Big, Bold, and In Your Face

You may not have heard of British reality TV star Chantelle Houghton before, but now you've seen her boobtastic. Or most of it, struggling to fall out of her slightly undersized bikini, or maybe that's just oversized funbags, as the blonde former Celebrity Big Brother contestant soaks up the sun in the South of Spain.

I was just thinking the other day how whenever we meet a new English reality star they always tend to have amazing displays of mammarial girth. Perhaps it's no coincidence that the well-endowed ladies are receiving more honors and accolades and just plain money and fame than their more light-topped sisters. I suppose this phenomenon has only existed forever. Sometimes, it takes me a while to get things.

But I do understand the simple pleasure of checking out Chantelle in her bikini. That body. Oomph. Enjoy.