Hot DJ Chantel Jeffries Should Consider Doing My Nephew’s Bar Mitzvah

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brian-mcgee - January 16, 2018

I don't stay up on the DJ scene, but even without intimate knowledge of the scene, I feel I can unequivocally state that Chantel Jeffries is the hottest active DJ. I mean, it can't even be close. I tend to think of DJs as guys who failed at virtually everything else life has thrown at them, so Chantel just doesn't fit the mold.

I wonder if Chantel would consider DJ-ing my nephew's Bar Mitzvah in October. It's gonna be a hell of a time, especially if Chantel is up there leading us all in a rousing round of the Electric Slide. It's Electric! She should also come armed with the usual fun stuff like Groucho glasses and novelty sized cigars and such. Man, she might even get Bubbe out on the floor if she plays the Macarena. 

Anywho, if anyone knows how I could go about signing her up for this thing, I would really appreciate it. Honestly, it's just the thing we need to really push this thing over the top. His brother got Frank Stallone to come and sing "Far From Over" at his Bar Mitzvah three years ago, and honestly, Frank's a tough act to follow. I think Chantel's got this though. 

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