Zooey Deschanel

Zooey Deschanel Topless Side Boob Video from The Good Life

I love Zooey Deschanel. She's cute, she's quirky, and now, Zooey Deschanel is topless in this video from her movie The Good Life. The scene is short, and Zooey keeps her nipples covered the whole time, but we do get some very nice side boob, and that's a great way for Zooey to start the naked part of her career. Supposedly she get to see Zoeey Deschanel naked in her upcoming movie about Janis Joplin, but until then, this should do nicely.

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Zooey Deschanel Cleavage is Happening

Zooey Deschanel might look a little out of place, and "caught in the headlights" in some of these pictures from the premiere of her new movie, The Happening, but she also looks really cute, and cleavagey, for once. I've been a fan of Zooey for a long time, and unlike most of the skanks, trollops, and attention whores that "grace" the pages of Egotastic!, Zooey Deschanel is actually talented, and worthy of respect. That being said, I don't think I've ever seen that much of her boobies before. Awesome.

Lots more pictures of the cute and cleavagey Zooey Deschanel after the jump.

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Zooey Deschanel Nude, One Time Only


You may have to wait a bit longer, since filming has been delayed, but according to Nudography, we will get to see Zooey Deschanel nude in the Janis Joplin biopic, The Gospel According to Janis. Deschanel discussed recreating a series of nude photos of Janis Joplin, in which she only wears beads, saying that it would be the first, and probably only time she would get naked on screen.

There's a famous series of photos of Janis wearing nothing but beads and we're recreating that for the movie. I've never taken off my clothes for a role before and I doubt I'll do it again, but to really become who Janis was I have to get into the mindset that says there's nothing to be ashamed about.

Hopefully, the film can get it's financing and rights cleared, because if something stupid like money gets in the way of this Zooey Deschanel nude scene, I am not going to be happy. Come on people, let's focus on the important things in life.


Here is one of the aforementioned pictures of Janis Joplin nude, which will be reenacted by Zooey Deschanel.

More pictures of the very cute Zooey Deschanel after the jump.

2006 Teen Choice Awards Mega Picture Post

I feel dirty. I watched the 2006 Teen Choice Awards, and I really wish I could get those two hours of my life back. As if the lame speeches, and crap performances weren't enough, every other second was a bombardment of prduct placement and album plugs. If I have to hear another over-produced, under-talented "artist" ever so unsubtly announce when their record is "dropping" (like the piece of shit it is), I swear I'll fly down to Hollywood and mame them.

But as if all that wasn't bad enough, as if watching the youth of today succumb to the incessant dumbing down of pop culture turning their impressionable minds into mush, the producers of that retarded award show had to go and do the unspeakable. They let Kevin Federline perform. Of course, he was as shitty as you'd expect him to be, but for just having to sit through it, I feel like I'm already losing brain cells.

Sure it was my fault, I could have changed the channel, or even turned off the TV, but no, I had to sit and watch. So, yeah, I feel dirty. I feel unclean.

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Michelle Trachtenberg and Zooey Deschanel Make My Dreams Come True

I think this pairing of Michelle Trachtenberg and Zooey Deschanel is probably every geek guy's dream come true. At least I know it's mine. I loved Michelle in Buffy the Vampire Slayer (but more-so in the later seasons), and Zooey totally stole the show in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

The cuteness quotient is definitely off the charts today, what with out recent sighting of Rachel McAdams waiting for the bus, and now this pair of total cuties. All I can say is I hope it continues.

Check out more pictures of Michelle Trachtenberg and Zooey Deschanel after the jump.

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Sienna Miller Topless Pictures from Vanity Fair – Plus Others


It looks like Vanity Fair's Hollywood Issue wasn't a total loss after all. Besides having a nude Scarlett Johansson and Keira Knightley on the cover, Sienna Miller is topless as well. And there's none of that strategic covering, either. No, she shows the goods, because she knows she needs all the exposure she can get right now. Also, she's no stranger to "getting her kit off" as the Brits say. Kit or no kit, though, she's always tops in my book, but topless is always better.

Appearing alongside the Sienna Miller topless pictures are Natalie Portman, Reese Witherspoon, Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie, Anne Hathaway, Zooey Deschanel, Michelle Monaghan, Rosamund Pike, Pamela Anderson & Mamie Van Doren, Joy Bryant, and Michelle Yeoh, however, they keep their clothes on.

The rest of pictures are after the jump.

Update - June 6, 2006: Check out Sienna Miller topless pictures from the beach

Zooey Deschanel is Pretty

I saw Hitchhicker's Guide to the Galaxy this weekend, finally, and I must say, it was really good, funny, and true to the spirit of the original material. And Zooey Deschanel is pretty, so here are some pictures.