As you may know, Whitney Port is most definitely on our list of most boring celebrities in Hollywood. And you also must know, we don't really care how boring they are when they come bearing boobtastic and booty-revealing bikinis. It's called the looks-trump-personality override instilled deep in the hardware of all man-kind millennia ago.
So when former reality star and curent fashion plate for tween girls with their parents credit cards everywhere, Whitney Port, flashed her body in Miami this weekend with her girlfriends in not one, but two different bikinis, well who cares about boring? Silent leering works perfectly fine when checking out those well-placed pounds of flesh in and on Whitney Port, in and out of the pool, and in and out of our imaginations of playing 'the quiet game' back in her hotel room. Enjoy.