I can't remember if Vienna Girardi was the girl from The Bachelor or the Bachelorette or maybe I just made her up in my mind so I can stare at her delightful booty in and out of a pool in Miami. If there's one thing craptastic reality television has given us, while, albeit destroying our culture and intellect, is dozens and dozens of new hot lady bodies to ogle in bikinis whilst suntanning in various beachy locales. Without reality television, you'd have to visit a lot of bikini car washes and sports bars to see these same women now followed by paparazzi.
And thankfully so. Just check out that wet and wooly thumper on Vienna. Don't tell me that's not worth having all four networks overrun with banal inexpensive hybrid programming. It is. So long as there's the NFL package, TV will never be irrelevant. So long as there are inspiring bikini bodies like Vienna's, there will be room for reality TV as well. Can't we all just get along and leer at this lovely lady's booty? Enjoy.