Victoria Silvstedt

Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures So Big and Bold, the French Immediately Surrender

I’ll say this for Playboy Playmate turned professional working girl turned trophy girlfriend Victoria Silvstedt. She’s not hard to spot. With her two ginormous beacons of hope on full display in the South oF France, Victoria single-handedly answered all her critics who say she’s nothing more than a hot blonde with a mighty set of funbags by showing off her hot blonde locks and mighyt set of funbags.

Hey, in life, it’s not important what you do, just that you’re good at what you do. Victoria Silvstedt is still very good at what she does. Enjoy.

Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures for the Hot Swedish Life of Reilly

I’ll tell you who has the good life — former Playmate of the Year, Victoria Silvstedt. Granted, you or I may not have been willing to do what it takes to get to that place, let alone be born with the basic tools to make that an effective strategy to begin with, but if Victoria’s plan was to spend her years suntanning aboard yachts in the famous ports of the world, well, winning.

Currently anchored off the South of France, in betwixt short bouts of pleasing her benevolent benefactor, Victoria shared some of her visual wonderments with all of us relative paupers in the grandstands, courtesy of some finely boobtastic bikini pictures aboard the yacht, the S.S. Moneymakers.

My old man once told me, worry less about what you’re doing and more about doing it right. Actually, I saw that on an old episode of The Brady Bunch. My dad didn’t give me much useful advice like Mike Brady did. Else maybe I’d be the guy who was paying Victoria’s bills. Enjoy.

Victoria Silvstedt PMOY Nekkd in Playboy (A Popularly Demanded Classic!)

Victoria Silvstedt Tasty Topless Photoshoot for Playboy
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We’ve been featuring the hind and front bikini-covered quarters of Victoria Silvstedt heavily of late, as the world’s most expensive girlfriend has taken her blonde bombshell bikini show down to the Caribbean for the winter. And, since ‘customer service’ is our middle name, and many of you keep asking to see Victoria without her clothes on (as many of you are want to ask us in your polite emails), how could we refuse?

So, thank you to our good friends at Playboy Plus, still offering one helluva 50% off membership discount to EgoReaders on their massive inventory of hot nekkid celebrities and models, for providing a healthy glimpse of the extremely healthy body of Playmate of the Year, Victoria Silvstedt, Now you know exactly why she’s such an expensive girlfriend. Enjoy.

Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures Are Red And White and Black All Over With Expensive Caribbean Cleavage

If we’ve said it once, we’ve said it a thousand times — you’ve got to pay to play, and if you’re in the mood for a little purchase, you could do worse than boobtastic Playmate of the Year alum Victoria Silvstedt, the trophy girlfriend extraordinaire, who has set up blonde boobtastic bikini shop in St. Bart’s for the New Year’s and beyond, putting on a different colored busty bikini body show daily. Red above, white below…

and black, below, to round out the colorful ridiculously sculpted hot body show. All in all, one of my favorite trios since Rush, and with much bigger hotter boobs. Enjoy.

Victoria Silvstedt White Hot Bikini on the Beach in St. Barts

Victoria Silvstedt Barely There Bikini in St. Barts

Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures Blue With Anticipation of a Boobtastic New Year

Well, let’s do it, let’s ring in the new year and do it much as we left the last year, oh, those many many drinks ago last night. With bright colored boobtastic courtesy of the world traveling kept lady and former Playmate of the Year, Victoria Silvstedt, currently in the Miami port of call, flashing her blonde bombshell body as a reminder that no matter the year, you need a lot of dough to keep a woman like this in tow.

Victoria chose blue to represent how far too often in the previous year we felt a yearning betwixt our lower appendages for women who deliver the epic visual shows. And, let’s make no mistakes, a decade and more past her PMOY run, Victoria is still very much delivering. But, it takes an industrious man to scale mountains such as these, so in 2013, let us resolve to spend five minutes less per day on our video games, and apply those resources toward more productive means, like finally figuring out our turnip beer recipe. That one’s going to make us millions. Enjoy.