It’s a tough life being Victoria Silvstedt. You never know which port of call your yacht will take you next. How will you even know how to dress? Oh, that’s right, a bikini always works when you’re an ex Playmate of the year. There’s really nowhere Victoria ever finds herself where she can’t get away with merely a bikini and a bottle of suntan lotion, in this case, off the coast of Sardinia, in a bright yellow two piece.
Just in case her new audience in Italy can’t see her so well from the shore, there she is, bright as the midday sunning, tanning all her little nooks and big crannies. She is quite the trophy girlfriend. First place trophy I believe. Enjoy.
Someday, Victoria Silvstedt will have to hang up the tiny bikinis and the bleached blonde hair and other fun bits she carries about herself day and night on her vacation life in the Riviera and various other ports of call. But that day is not today, as the former PMOY still very much held her own in a yellow bikini in St. Tropez, where the yachts are big and the allowances for hot former Playboy Playmates is even bigger.
Big busty blondes never truly fade away. They just start going out later in the day. Enjoy.
That Victoria Silvstedt has a body that is all woman, but, sometimes, well, as my Grandpa used to say, ‘that there is a farm raised girl’.
Check out a full set of Victoria Silvstedt in white bikini in the South of France over at our friends at WWTDD. I’m guessing they are super complimentary about Ms. Silvstedt’s personal appearance and current occupation. Just a guess.
I’ll say this for Playboy Playmate turned professional working girl turned trophy girlfriend Victoria Silvstedt. She’s not hard to spot. With her two ginormous beacons of hope on full display in the South oF France, Victoria single-handedly answered all her critics who say she’s nothing more than a hot blonde with a mighty set of funbags by showing off her hot blonde locks and mighyt set of funbags.
Hey, in life, it’s not important what you do, just that you’re good at what you do. Victoria Silvstedt is still very good at what she does. Enjoy.
I’ll tell you who has the good life — former Playmate of the Year, Victoria Silvstedt. Granted, you or I may not have been willing to do what it takes to get to that place, let alone be born with the basic tools to make that an effective strategy to begin with, but if Victoria’s plan was to spend her years suntanning aboard yachts in the famous ports of the world, well, winning.
Currently anchored off the South of France, in betwixt short bouts of pleasing her benevolent benefactor, Victoria shared some of her visual wonderments with all of us relative paupers in the grandstands, courtesy of some finely boobtastic bikini pictures aboard the yacht, the S.S. Moneymakers.
My old man once told me, worry less about what you’re doing and more about doing it right. Actually, I saw that on an old episode of The Brady Bunch. My dad didn’t give me much useful advice like Mike Brady did. Else maybe I’d be the guy who was paying Victoria’s bills. Enjoy.
We’ve been featuring the hind and front bikini-covered quarters of Victoria Silvstedt heavily of late, as the world’s most expensive girlfriend has taken her blonde bombshell bikini show down to the Caribbean for the winter. And, since ‘customer service’ is our middle name, and many of you keep asking to see Victoria without her clothes on (as many of you are want to ask us in your polite emails), how could we refuse?
So, thank you to our good friends at Playboy Plus, still offering one helluva 50% off membership discount to EgoReaders on their massive inventory of hot nekkid celebrities and models, for providing a healthy glimpse of the extremely healthy body of Playmate of the Year, Victoria Silvstedt, Now you know exactly why she’s such an expensive girlfriend. Enjoy.