Victoria Silvstedt

Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures Blue With Anticipation of a Boobtastic New Year

Well, let's do it, let's ring in the new year and do it much as we left the last year, oh, those many many drinks ago last night. With bright colored boobtastic courtesy of the world traveling kept lady and former Playmate of the Year, Victoria Silvstedt, currently in the Miami port of call, flashing her blonde bombshell body as a reminder that no matter the year, you need a lot of dough to keep a woman like this in tow.

Victoria chose blue to represent how far too often in the previous year we felt a yearning betwixt our lower appendages for women who deliver the epic visual shows. And, let's make no mistakes, a decade and more past her PMOY run, Victoria is still very much delivering. But, it takes an industrious man to scale mountains such as these, so in 2013, let us resolve to spend five minutes less per day on our video games, and apply those resources toward more productive means, like finally figuring out our turnip beer recipe. That one's going to make us millions. Enjoy.

Victoria Silvstedt Brings Her Beach Bikini Fun Time Life to Miami

There's no hot spot in the world where bodaciously boobed former Playmate of the Year Victoria Silvstedt can't take her trophy-girlfriend show to these days without drawing attention to her still wondrous bikini body.

Laying out on Miami Beach yesterday, one of the many fine beaches in the many fine ports of call where Victoria lays her sex-weary body these days courtesy of her billionaire older man-friend, the Swedish delight showed exactly why she still deserves to be loved, if not have her bills comped, by flashing the ass-n-cans of a true international star. It is still quite a sight to behold. Just be glad the peeps are free. Enjoy.

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Irina Shayk Battles Victoria Silvstedt in Birthday Party Cleavage Throw Down

First, I must admit to my jealous of this Swiss watchmaker money dude, Fawaz Gruosi and the wicked hot girls he gets to his birthday parties. I suppose it helps to throw parties that cost a $250K in places called the Billionaire Club in Sardinia, as opposed to my anniversary events in the back room of the local Carrows, where the relatively hottest girls end up being the waitresses I tip an extra five-spot to get back into their street clothes and pretend they're my friends.

At Fawaz Gruosi's 60th birthday party, a bevy of sextastic showed up to drink fancy champagne and show off in their finest gowns, none two more eye-catching than supermodel hot Irina Shayk, flashing a good deal of chest views, and Victoria Silvstedt, who took time out of her party days to party at night with Fawaz and flash about an acre's worth of her funbags. It was quite the scene. At Carrows, I do get a free sundae, but it all seems to empty now in comparison. Enjoy.

Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures Continue Her Italian Island Adventures

Nothing to see here, just Victoria Silvstedt back at work suntanning and preening her finely naturally and unnaturally sculpted body along the Sardinian coast line.

Everybody has to punch the clock somewhere. Victoria does it with some sense of vigor. Enjoy.

Victoria Silvstedt Endless Summer Continues With Paddleboarding Naughty Bikini Posing

I like when the paparazzi tell us they have wicked shots of Victoria Silvstedt on vacation, For one, I know it's going to be something something to look at, nobody quite poses in naughty fashion in public like Victoria. But also because they insist on referring to Victoria's beach-going, yachting, shopping, and water-play activities in various Mediterranean ports-of-call as a vacation, while this is in fact her full-time life. And to earn that life, well, you've got to earn it.

Out paddle-boarding off the coast of Sardinia, Victoria flashed her sugar-daddy working body in all sorts of millionaire worthy poses, including some raised butt shots that gives you a hint as to how she seals her endless vacation deals. Nevertheless, give credit where credit is due, any girl can be a working girl, getting paid is the real trick. Enjoy.

Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Butt Adjustments Are Ever-Fascinating

The woman knows how to work it, even when she's not on the clock.

Professional girlfriend extraordinaire Victoria Silvstedt put on a bikini show of epic proportions aboard, what else, a yacht, off the coast of Sardinia, offering up her usually grade-A peek at her bodacious boobtastic, and throwing in a patented Silvstedt bottom bikini adjustment complete with bare-arsed view and a good solid shower squirting (all other squiring jokes intentionally omitted).

Victoria Silvstedt has taken past career stabs at acting, singing, TV hosting, and a number of other professional pursuits, but let's be honest, looking hot in a bikini on the deck of a yacht is her true working girl skill, and she works it well. Enjoy.

Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Top Sighting in St. Tropez Provides Yet More Evidence of Her Professional Prowess

Every time we see Victoria Silvstedt in one of her barest of bare outfits on or around beaches or yachts in various foreign exclusive vacation spots, well, we get to see how she gets men to pay her bills to hang out in all of those places.

The buxom Swede and former PMOY pranced about St. Tropez over the weekend in her ever-present bikini top, barely containing her ripe, money-making melons beneath. You got the big blonde hair, the full and impossible not to motorboat boobtastic, the tight belly, the sweet butt, and some very naughty bedroom play skills, and you suddenly find yourself living in hotels and on yachts in warm places. It is that simple. Enjoy.