Egotastic
Wow, this post brings back so many painful memories of childhood. No, not me being wedgied. This kid named Charlie Cluck-Cluck. His damn elastic band always snapped, really hurt my hand. Nobody knows the troubles of a second grade bully. (By fourth grade I was on the receiving end of so much underwear torture; oh, how schoolyard roles reverse so quickly when you start wearing a retainer.)
However, wedgie hotness is now a new thing, thanks to boobtastic Swedish veteran Playboy model and erstwhile lady of many evenings, Victoria Silvstedt, who took several square inches of bikini cloth betwixt her asstastic cheeks before resorting to a quick (but caught on camera) de-wedgie bikini-bottom grab. And quite nice at that. I don't ever remember anything sexy about wedgies. until now.
From all your friends at Egotastic!, have a great weekend.
Victoria Slivstedt Conducts Her Business in Fine Cleavetastic Form
I've had the random pleasure to meet Victoria Silvstedt face to face before, well, face to chest if we're being ophthalmologically accurate. I can only describe the experience as like finding yourself standing in the presence of Raw Sex itself. A strong man doth quiver (so you can imagine how shook). She wore a top that exposed almost her entire monumental boobtastic and a skirt so short, her long tanned legs were entirely visible up to her tiny pair of fluorescent-colored panties. And this was a a business meeting. But, this is her business.
While Shauna Sand may be a fame whore, make no mistake, Victoria Silvstedt has no desire for fame. But, rich boyfriends with houses, money, and yachts? Yes, yes, and yes. Such it is that she and her body perfect are seen routinely around the vacation world hotspots of the monied-class, shaking her moneymaker, and just looking all around cleavetastic, in this case, on the docks at St. Tropez. It's been quite a ride. Enjoy.